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Embroidered Minimalist T-Shirt — 'Govern Yourself Accordingly '

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A clean, soft cotton tee that wears like an everyday essential and carries a subtle message. The lightweight 100% cotton fabric (solid colors) feels breathable and breaks in beautifully, while the classic crew neckline and relaxed fit keep the silhouette timeless. Small, tasteful front chest printing keeps the look minimal and wearable — layer it under a jacket or wear it solo for quiet, confident style. Thoughtfully made with taped shoulders, a ribbed collar that holds its shape, and a tear-away label for itch-free comfort. Ethically sourced US cotton and OEKO-TEX certification mean comfort with conscience. Product features - 100% cotton solid colors — soft, breathable medium-weight (180 g/m²) - Classic relaxed fit with ribbed crew neckline and shoulder tape for shape retention - Minimal chest print produced with DTG/DTF methods for crisp detail - Tear-away label and seamless tubular knit for comfort and clean lines - Ethically sourced US cotton; OEKO-TEX certified and EU 2-year warranty Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat

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    Legalese Translations: First Edition

    Raja Rajendran

    If you bought this book to pass the bar exam, return it immediately—you’re already disbarred from common sense. This is not legal advice. It’s far more useful. It’s a handbook for turning everyday profanity into polished, pompous, lawyer-approved savagery. Inside, you’ll find translations for all life’s real battles: relationships, work, family, rage, even street talk. Whether you want to roast your partner, clap back at your boss, or tell someone at brunch to govern themselves accordingly, I’ve got you covered. So pour a drink, flip a page, and prepare to argue like a lawyer—without the student loans, but with all the attitude.

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